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All David Flinch ever wanted was a normal life. But when you're a member of the Flinch family, normal has never been easy.

For hundreds of years, the eldest male Flinch has been servant and guardian to the vampire, Lord Underwood. While the Flinches have changed through the generations, Underwood has remained eternal. David had hoped to be spared the horror of serving his family's lord and master, but when he is summoned to the Flinch home in Spain by his dying older brother, he knows his luck has run out. After fifty years of slumber, Underwood is to be resurrected from the grave in a ritual of human sacrifice, and David, by right of succession, is to be his resurrector. But there is another Flinch, one who craves the role of guardian to the vampire: David’s sister, Lydia. It’s a job she means to have, even if it means making David’s the first blood shed in this new age of Underwood and Flinch.

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  • Prologue: In 1958, Underwood and Flinch arrive in Spain to take up residency. But while driving to the new house, they attract the unwanted attention of the Civil Guard.

  • Meet David Smith, an ordinary guy who's just taking it one day at a time. He's got a nice job, a nice apartment, a nice girlfriend ... and a head full of bad dreams.

  • Lisa returns to David's flat to find the solicitor's letter has changed everything; is the David she knew gone forever?

  • We travel to a remote villa on the Spanish island of Ibiza. Anton Marashov and Ivan Trushko are having problems with bloodstains, and Mark Coleman is having problems with a cowboy hat and some rottweilers.

  • David tells Lisa about the family business. Meanwhile in Spain, we meet another member of the Flinch family with some revelations of her own.

  • David lands in Spain and meets his sister Lydia. Meanwhile, Keith Mullins, owner of La Reina de Corazones pub in Almacena, hears about the death of an old acquaintance.

  • Meet Gerald and Cynthia Benson, good friends of Lydia Flinch and regulars at La Reina de Corazones. While the Bensons discuss decapitation with Michelle, Lydia brings David home to Casa Underwood and his brother John.

  • Episode 8. In which we learn something of the origins of Keith's vendetta with Sergei, and David hears about John's hopes and fears for Underwood's resurrection.

  • Jose Almonte has an unscheduled appointment with his doctor, while David comes to some dangerous conclusions.

  • Lydia meets with the Black Circle, and David meets with his worst nightmare.

  • Episode 11 - Chapter 8 concludes with both Jose Almonte and David learning what waits for them in the dark.

  • Keith tells Michelle that he has been, sort of, 'involved' with Segei. David and Ana share condolences, memories and serious doubts.

  • Cynthia and Gerald are hungover and craving blood...y Marys on the terrace at La Reina de Corazones. Meanwhile at Casa Underwood, David and Lydia lock horns and some unpleasant truths are revealed.

  • Can David get Gavin away from Casa Underwood, or will Lydia convince him that murder really isn't such a bad thing after all?

  • The sun goes down on Almacena, the Sect are gathering and final preparations are made for Lord Underwood's resurrection.

  • After fifty years, the hour of Underwood's resurrection is at hand.

  • David, Lydia and Miguel finally get to meet their master.

  • Underwood learns a little about David and Lydia. And David learns a lot about Underwood.

  • Keith tries to win over a local celebrity using 'British Tapas'. "Huevos! Huevos!"

  • While burying the dead, David and Lydia reach an agreement about how to proceed. But how long will that last?

  • Assassination.

  • Part Two of Underwood and Flinch begins. Sergei, Anton and Ivan have some catching up to do, David has to come to terms with his new role in life, and Underwood learns some hard truths about the modern world.

  • Underwood and the Flinches go to La Reina de Corazones.

  • Underwood and Michelle's innocent conversation causes all kinds of strange anxieties to ripple through La Reina de Corazones.

  • Episode 25: In which Underwood and Flinch dispose of a body, David learns more about vampires, Lydia's outfit is hard to place, Keith and Billy Boy squabble over pop, and Michelle experiences a strange attraction.

  • It's Eighties Night at La Reina de Corazones. Underwood is keen to try contemporary dancing, but Keith isn't happy to see him trying it with Michelle.

  • Anton and Ivan go to Torremolinos. Underwood wants a late night snack, but David isn't so keen - since the snack in question is Cynthia.

  • Underwood and David don't see eye-to-eye on the matter of Michelle. Lydia makes a declaration to Underwood that has frightening consequences.

  • Underwood, David and some friends from The Sect go out for a meal in Ronda. What could possibly go wrong?

  • Underwood finds his way to Michelle's bedroom.

  • Over brandy and cigars, Underwood tells David the first part of his origin story.

  • Re-light your cigars and refresh your brandy glasses. In Underwood and Flinch 32, Underwood takes us back to the voyage of the Susannah in 1718. No place for a landlubber like John William Brooks.

  • The vampire, Lord Underwood, continues to tell the tale of his beginnings. In this episode, he explains to David how he met the young Matthias Flinch and of his life aboard the pirate ship of Henry Verlaine.

  • Lord Underwood continues the story of his origins. A nightmarish creature has snatched Cullen, DeMatos and Dodd away to their deaths. Can Underwood, Matthias and Rudge work together in order to escape the island before the sun goes down? Or will it be every man for himself against the devil?

  • Underwood explains how he returned to Matthias, no longer human, and possessed by an appetite for blood.

  • With Underwood's origin tale told, we return to the present day and some of the other characters in the story. At La Reina de Corazones, Keith has problems explaining himself to Melanie, while in Malaga, Lydia has an appointment to see an old friend.

  • David tells Underwood how his mother came to be involved with Arthur and The Sect.

  • Underwood and Flinch's night out at El Chupeton - Part 2. David's story continues. Secrets, revelations, conflicts ... and gin: something's gotta give.

  • Michelle and Keith - both still under Underwood's spell - await the return of their master at La Reina de Corazones. Will Underwood return for Michelle, or does fate have other plans for Mr and Mrs Mullins?

  • Damo and Keith struggle to escape the inferno.

  • Episode 41, in which David arrives at the scene of the fire, Miguel tells tales, and Damo makes a remarkable find.

  • Underwood travels to Malaga to confront Sergei at La Fantasia.

  • David, Damo and Miguel arrive at Sergei's club in Malaga, looking for trouble - and finding it.

  • David finally gets to meet Sergei.

  • The conclusion to Underwood and Flinch.

  • The Q and A episode. Mike Bennett answers listeners' questions on all things Underwood and Flinch, including the future of the series.

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