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Diary of an S and M Romance by Dollie Llama and ThornDaddy
Erotica
ADULT: Adult oriented themes, language and situations. Content not suitable for minors.
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"Diary of an S and M Romance" is the true story of a young widow reclaiming her life in a red-hot world of kinky sex. She's a feminist doing things that many feminists would consider beastly, and loving every second of it. In "Diary of an S and M Romance", Dollie Llama explores the complex connections between romantic sweetness and furious, nasty sex.
Part introspective journey of discovery, part tender love story.
Part manifesto of empowerment, part dirty dirty book.
"A refreshingly different book about an S and M relationship. The title 'romance' has been rightly chosen. Who should read "Diary of an S and M Romance"? All who have an interest in S and M.
-- Marquis Magazine
"The book has a feeling of real intimacy. This very contemporary romance taps into the universality of all relationships."
-- Skin Two Magazine
"Diary of an S and M Romance": NOT your mother's memoir
ABOUT THE AUTHORS:
Dollie Llama and ThornDaddy are an ecstatically married couple living in Southern California. They do a free weekly BDSM PodCast called Submission and Coffee.
And check out their second serialized free audiobook, The Plump Buffet.
This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-No Derivative Works- 3.0 United States License.
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By: Arioch
Wow. I highly recommend this novel to anyone who considers themselves open minded. "Diary" will probably broaden your horizons even further. I know it did mine. It is not really what I expected, but I enjoyed it immensely. It reaffirmed my belief that the most critical thing in *any* relationship is open and honest communication. ThornDaddy & Dollie perform the book brilliantly. I doubt I would have appreciated this novel as treeware. The passion and feeling the authors interject into the podiobook is unbelievable. The love, respect and passion that you can hear in their voices is astounding. I applaud their bravery. They share many intimate details and 'private' correspondences with us. By doing this, they've enabled us to empathize with them, even those of us who are just beginning our exploration of the BDSM world. "Diary of an S+M Romance" gave me new appreciation for "Your kink is not my kink." I would not be happy living like they do but that is irrelevant. The important thing is that I respect their right to pursue happiness however they choose to do so. I am thankful that these two have demonstrated to me that there is an infinite number of possibilities in which that is possible. Thank you to both of you!By: Katy (Not Kitty)
From the very first chapter, I could just put my headphones down. Let's just say this book made my work day go a whole lot faster. And then to find that it's about Curvy Kitties on top of that... I gained an entirely new perspective on this alt. lifestyle... you hear S&M and automatically people think 1. Pain and torture 2. Whips and chains 3. Leather and PVC wares of some kind. Rarely is an actual working relationship explained and explored at this level. It has made me rethink my own deep seated desires to be a sub, but also to be a dom... it's made me evaluate what a really want in a relationship. These two have become 'friends in my head'... not only entertainment, but also mentors. LOVE YOU THORNDADDY & DOLLIE!!!By: James
Quite an interesting book, I must say. Thorn and Dollie boldly bear their souls to give us insight to a lifestyle that is commonly misunderstood. What may sound shocking on a surface level actually is bursting with love, compassion, and a naughty but playful sense of adventure, plus a touch of discipline when needed. Highly recommended, especially for those unfamiliar to S and M.
Chapters
| Title | Description | Date Created |
| Chapter 1, Why I Do This (part 1) (24.67 MB) | Meet Dollie Llama, a smart, sweet modern woman who loves to serve her man, in every way that pleases Him. Learn how she met her Daddy, the Dominant of her dreams. | Oct 29, 2007 |
| Chapter 1, Why I Do This (part 2) (27.18 MB) | Flirting and seduction, kink style. Daddy and Dollie compare notes, exchange theories, swap dirty pictures, and discover they might be a match. | Oct 29, 2007 |
| Chapter 2, Meeting The Man (22.64 MB) | Daddy throws Dollie into His bed, and she never wants to leave. Daddy discovers the "magic words." | Oct 29, 2007 |
| Chapter 3, Honeymoon Period (21.32 MB) | Love letters and the philosophy of kink. Dollie's theory of feminism and the role of women. BDSM in the Bible. Daddy chats with another submissive about women and sex. | Oct 29, 2007 |
| Chapter 4, Nature or Nurture? (27.6 MB) | Is it environment or breeding that makes us what we are? Dollie and ThornDaddy mull that one over. Dollie then reveals some of her inner fears. Daddy extols the joys and virtues of plump girls, and tells Dollie about the gals who will be joining them for playtime. | Oct 29, 2007 |
| Chapter 5, Whore Jammies (23.77 MB) | Frozen treats. Dollies talks about how the whore jammies transform her into all the women she wants to be for Daddy. Fun and filth with office role-playing. Daddy calls Dollie names, and she loves it. Daddy's mission statement on slave girls....The search is on. | Nov 4, 2007 |
| Chapter 6: A Slip, Lipstick and a Whip (24.41 MB) | Enemas are warm and nice. Dollie takes Daddy to a dungeon, and Daddy takes Dollie to subspace. Was that "spiritual sexuality" or "sexual spirituality"? Honesty, herpes, and the girl who said, "No". | Nov 9, 2007 |
| Chapter 7, Don't Make Him a God (19.63 MB) | Daddy challenges Dollie. Slut makeovers, dice games and Daddy's dick is fine. Beating your slave as therapy and prayer. Dollie proves she's no blow up dolly. Would you like some sex with that kink? A-mew. | Nov 9, 2007 |
| Chapter 8, Serving my Man and Chapter 9, Playing with Princess (33.81 MB) | On being Daddy's li'l whore. Your Squick is not My Squick. The Majesty of The Nest. Dollie whines about getting lost among the plump vibrators and is firmly corrected....and redeemed and made whole. Sing me a song of sperm - sacrament and salvation. | Nov 13, 2007 |
| Chapter 10, Anonymous Slut (20.49 MB) | Dollie waxes poetic on her need for Daddy. Playgurls and other correspondents: ThornDaddy's thoughts on D/s, what he wants from His slave and rainy day girls, keeping relationships healthy, and mentoring a newbie. How ThornDaddy morphed from sexy switch into dashing Dominant. Daddy begins transforming Dollie into an artist. | Nov 18, 2007 |
| Chapter 11, On Being Collared and Chapter 12, Servals are us. (34.74 MB) | Collars - they're not just for pets any more. Some girls yearn for a diamond ring, but Dollie aches for the ring around her neck. ThornDaddy and Dollie celebrate the collaring by bringing in help. ThornDaddy meets a testy serval, and becomes a wild cat Himself. ThornDaddy ruminates about the cave woman in every woman. Daddy recalls how He tried to find play gurls with a computer before the Web. Dollie talks about overcoming fears and hard limits, accepting discipline and her growth as a submissive. | Nov 23, 2007 |
| Chapter 13 - Big Trouble in Paradise. (14.08 MB) | The battle in the innermost chamber (Dollie's psyche). ThornDaddy and Dollie get in their first big fight. It's a doozie. Will their relationship survive? | Nov 23, 2007 |
| Chapter 14, Are we really Sadists and masochists?, and Chapter 15, We are truly living happily ever after. (23.84 MB) | Daddy's formula for eternal happiness. On successful switching. Mentoring and correcting a play gurl ("Quit grabbing the camera!"). Why we are endorphin junkies. What would your mother think of all this? Living life on life's terms. And the fairy tale CAN come true. | Nov 23, 2007 |
| Episode 14, Closing Arguments (25.31 MB) | Dollie states her case and ties up a few loose ends. BDSM isn't for everybody. Dollie's near-disaster with a hot dog. We do this because we're just wired this way! Pink cars. Something to do and someone to love. Helpmeet and help meat. Shut the windows.... | Nov 25, 2007 |