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ThornDaddy from the "Submission and Coffee" podcast teaches you how to pet her pretties, part her petals, and nail her to the center of the earth with your cock until she squirts stars and secrets onto the majesty of your bed.

HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT is NOT a guide on how to "Find em' feel em' fuck em' and forget 'em." It's NOT a manual on how to "bag weak women with pickup lines and mind tricks."

HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT is a stunning BDSM resource and manifesto on finding the perfect willing sex slave (or two), keeping her in your life, and loving the hell out of her - mind, body and soul.

A crucial read for all men, and women, interested in kinky love. Cover art by Amy-Rose.

Self-Help: Sexual Instruction. Health & Fitness: Men's Health

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By: R
Thorndaddy, Bill Clinton was officially impeached because he lied, not because he had sex. his infidelity is what sold the impeachment to the public. Instead of trying to convince everyone that the world is fucked up, and that being a shut-in hedonist will end absolutely all of the worlds problems, maybe you should accept that some common decency is useful. ...but damn, bush is evil and society is screwed up, so you should be able to include 'fuck' in the title. Which brings me to my other point. I listened to your audiobook and neither the subject matter or your ego necessarily matches up with the title anyway, never mind the 'f-bomb' (lol). Its more of a self-serving autobiography where you tell everyone your political and lifestyle views and that there will be a perfect world when there are more people like you. It didnt teach me anything I didnt already know, except through to my own deduction that anyone who is genuinely clueless who listens to it will only gain anything by way of you transferring confidence to them (plus a few obscure BDSM community acronyms). not by doing the things you suggest, like dressing and smelling like a hobo (not to discount some good parts, like making unloved women feel special). it comes across as 'how to get the kind of women i like, and this is why' instead of 'how to get the kind of women you like'. I like the fact that by reaching half your age, I haven't had to go through over 200 women, and that I could probably teach you a few things about women too. As Arioch says up there, you presented the rough draft as the print version. That was probably a bad idea. If you ever redo it, I'd suggest you remove that parts about how everyone should try to be exactly like you. Less rambling, more real-life experiences. Be almost scientific about it, not vague. I wonder if anyone will even read this here.

By: qreskupl7476
We've listened to this book, as well as Thorndaddy's wife's book Diary of an S and M Romance, and have found both to be great works indeed. In our opinion, anyone who can't handle the word "fuck" has no business on the internet at all. In the case of children, we agree with the other folks here that have said that children must be supervised on the web. It is not a "childproof" place, nor would we want it to be. It's not a "childproof" world for that matter. Don't take away my rights because you won't control your children. We actually have a bumper sticker on the back of our family truckster minivan that says that, and we believe in it whether it applies to guns, music censorship, film censorship, the internet, or anything else the nanny state would like to have more control over. On a side note, I wish I would've had this book to read ten years ago. It's filled with all sorts of information far more useful than that found in the typical "fuck book" to crib Thorndaddy's phrase. Of course the girls I hung around with back then wouldn't have appreciated what I learned from it, but I've since learned far better taste in women. I've learned a lot of things on my own over the course of my life that are spelled out simply and concisely in this book. I doubt that many young men will possess the humility necessary to take Thorndaddy's advice, but they would be wise to do so. It would save them the trouble of wasting decades of their lives learning how to truly please a woman. Let's also keep in mind that Thorndaddy's overall message in this book is that of love and respect, which is the key to any good relationship. The title in my opinion is merely a tactic to lure listeners that are looking for something of a more carnal nature. God forbid they might actually learn something worthwhile in their quest for auditory porn. 3 cheers for Thorndaddy for writing it, and 3 more cheers for podiobooks.com for hosting it. We'll be looking forward to more work from this excellent author. J and C

By: Arioch
"How to Fuck" was both a pleasant surprise and a letdown. I absolutely loved Dollie's "Diary" and so I expected this book to be of similar audio quality. Unfortunately, it's not. Thorn Daddy is quite up front that he is using this as his rough draft for the print version, but it gets a bit confusing towards the end, when it seems that the print version has already come out. Anyways, there are numerous re-takes, background sounds, and generally sloppy recording practices in this book. About what you'd expect from a weekly podcast, not in an archival edition of a novel. If you can deal with the presentation style, the content is magnificent. The areas I found the most fascinating are probably not will appeal to most who choose to read this book, however. I had discovered the majority of the things Thorn Daddy discusses about women on my own. It doesn't make them any less valid, but it made them less interesting sections for me personally. What I found invaluable in this novel were the peripheral philosophies and suggestions that he mentions throughout the book. They vary from how the world is slowly devolving towards chaos and recommending that we all create miniature utopian compounds for ourselves to simple movie recommendations. So, even if you're a total audio snob and can't abide the audio quality, go get a text version. I'm going to pick up both "Diary" and "How to Fuck" used in treeware form simply so I have them as reference texts. I'd love to figure out how to take advantage of the printable tee shirt as well. Still need to go visit Cafe Press and see if that'll work....

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