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Crusade by Greg Crites
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A drug-fueled crusade by two deranged journalists assigned to look into the morass of organized religion. Cornholery, snake handlers, faith healers, serial killers, sarcasm, blasphemy-good, clean, American fun.
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By: Melacanth
Amazing book man, I was listening to it while at the current hellhole i call a job, locked inside my cage (cubicle) and damn this is hilarious. You have an amazing way with words, so far i am in chapter 16.........and wow my co-workers thought i was finally having that mental breakdown i had promised so long ago b/c of the insane laughter that was pouring out of me. Good job man.By: Greg Crites
Oh, and phignewton, calling me a large, flatulent, boll weevil is normally grounds for a big hug just about ten minutes after the bartender screams "Last call'. Thanks to you as well, sir! Glad you had a good time. It encompasses my minimalist aspirations. HAR!By: Greg Crites
Holy shit, Nat! I use ten dollar bills to suck lines the length of John Holmes ...eh... err... I'll leave that metaphor hanging. HAR! Seriously, appreciate the time to comment. Glad we could share a laugh or three. That's the whole point of storytelling, have some fun! Thanks, Nat! I'd make some more asinine comments, but, as usual, it's late and I'm drinking.
Chapters
| Title | Description | Date Created |
| Episode 01 (22.88 MB) | Chapter 1 -Gabriel's day starts out badly as his girlfriend kicks him out, he's almost arrested, decides to go to work and is given a horrible assgnment. | May 28, 2008 |
| Episode 02 (16.35 MB) | Chapter 2 - Assignment Most Foul - Wherein Gabriel is apprised of the nature of his horrible assignment. Chapter 3 - Deliver Me From Evil - Gabriel gets good news. | May 28, 2008 |
| Episode 03 (19.5 MB) | Chapter 4 - Rage Against the Machine - Gabriel attempts to send a simple email, but the computer Gods are against him.. Chapter 5 - Mark My Words - After five hours of the single life, Gabriel and Carly reunite. | May 28, 2008 |
| Episode 04 (22.67 MB) | Chapter 6 - Infanity - We meet Warren, and things look rough for Gabriel. Chapter 7 - Unnatural Coupling - Gabriel suffers further abuse. | May 28, 2008 |
| Episode 05 (24.72 MB) | Chapter 8 - A Total Eclipse of the Corneas--- Gabriel and Warren get thewir heads right before making their first stop. Chapter 9 The Chapel of My Eye--- A bad start to a doomed project. | May 28, 2008 |
| Episode 06 (23.46 MB) | Chapter 10 - Cross Purposes: One Joke Over the Line-Gabriel makes a business proposition to the priest. Chapter 11 - Designated Whipping Boy - The two hire a designated driver for the journalistic enterprise. | May 28, 2008 |
| Episode 07 (26.51 MB) | Chapter 12 - A Relaxing Tangent - The gang, tense and uncomfortable, make an unscheduled stop. Chapter 13 - Touched In the Head, Or, A Random Act of Kindness? - Gabriel must decide whether to torture their new driver, or exhibit a smidgeon of decency. | May 28, 2008 |
| Episode 08 (21.99 MB) | Chapter 14 - On the Road and On the Ropes- Our intrepid journalists make way to coal country. Chapter 15 - West 'By God' Virginia - A sobering arrival for Gabe in WV. | May 28, 2008 |
| Episode 09 (25.28 MB) | Chapter 16 - Country Roads, Take me Home...Please - Into the lair of the snake handlers. Chapter 17 - Heal, Ya Sissy - Gabriel faces his worst nightmare. | May 28, 2008 |
| Episode 10 (17.82 MB) | Chapter 18 - Yea, Though I Hang... - Uh oh! Things look really bad for Gabe. Chapter 19 - Words, Don't Fail Me Now - And they ain't looking any better. | May 29, 2008 |
| Episode 11 (23.08 MB) | Chapter 20 - One More Joke Over the Line - Gabriel stalls for time using his finest talent. Chapter 21 - Base Treachery - Still hanging and still angry. | Jun 1, 2008 |
| Episode 12 (22.6 MB) | Chapter 22- To Serve and Expectorate - Gabriel must interact with law enforcement. Chapter 23 - Send lawyers, Drugs and Liquor - Things begin to improve even as they deteriorate. | Jun 1, 2008 |
| Episode 13 (21.92 MB) | Chapter 24 - Time To Focus - Gabriel struggles to find some troublemaking wiggle-room for his upcoming FOX News debacle. Chapter 25 - What A Long, Strange Trip - A glimmer of an idea inspired by hallucinogens. | Jun 2, 2008 |
| Episode 14 (26.65 MB) | Chapter 26 - Fifteen Minutes of Lame - Gabriel makes his on-air appearance while hallucinating. Chapter 27 - A Wrench In the Works - Gabriel plants the seeds of mischief with FOX News. But will they grow? | Jun 3, 2008 |
| Episode 15 (22.06 MB) | Chapter 28 - Escape! - Warren, Myles and Gabe go on safari. Chapter 29 - Religion On a Biscuit and a Banjo - Deliverance? | Jun 5, 2008 |
| Episode 16 (26.77 MB) | Chapter 30 - It's All About the Money - Gabe goes for the cash. Chapter 31 - Inspiration on Karaoke Night - Gabe gets an idea of how to solve his healing problem. | Jun 5, 2008 |
| Episode 17 (21.95 MB) | Chapter 32 - American Idolatry - Gabriel attempts to enlist a distracted Warren in his newest scheme. Chapter 33 - With A Little Help From My Friends - Further horrible machinations ensue and some karaoke is perpetrated. | Jun 7, 2008 |
| Episode 18 (1.87 MB) | Chapter 34 - The Lost Evening - Hmmm! Gabe wakes up disoriented. Chapter 35 - Famous Toilets I Have Known - A mass meeting of the motley crew. | Jun 7, 2008 |
| Episode 19 (26.1 MB) | Chapter 36 - No Atheist's in Fox Holes -Gabe locks himself away for a bit of soul searching rationalization; but he can't escape Warren. Chapter 37 - Buying A Stairway To Heaven - The first meeting with Benny The Hunn | Jun 7, 2008 |
| Episode 20 (22.49 MB) | Chapter 38 - No Comment - Gabe comes face-to-face once again with FOX news. Chapter 39 - Notes, Thoughts, Impressions, Rum - Gabe attempts to work on the article before the coming healing. | Jun 9, 2008 |
| Episode 21 (23.3 MB) | Chapter 40 - I'm Going To A Heal-A-Thon - Oh, it's healing time! Chapter 41 - Oh, The Blessed Sugar cane - Things go terribly wrong. | Jun 9, 2008 |
| Episode 22 (26.04 MB) | Chapter 42 - The End | Jun 9, 2008 |