May 27th, 2016 by Evo
The second book in the The Velvet Paw Of Asquith Novels is out! Please enjoy The World Is Badly Made by Thomas Corfield:
When the palace of Arabesque’s aide d’camp, a cat named the Tremblees, stumbles upon a translation of an ancient language that reveals the existence of a fabled stone, he vows to find it for reasons of greed and vengeance.
With a dead dog stuck to a car bonnet, some burst luggage, a blind bus driver and an enormous number of olives, it becomes a race for Oscar, his colleague Meesha and the Tieress of Arabesque to prevent the Tremblees plunging Arabesque back into the Era of Bedlam, a horror that plagued the land a thousand years ago.
“Corfield blurs the boundary between rubbish and garbage, and does justice to neither.” – Aiden White, Barrington Points Lighthouse Keeper.
“The plot is only held together by the book’s tangled and convoluted sentences.” – Tiffany Parlek, Mortal Goddess.
“A two-in-the-morning page turner, but only because each one’s so hard to get through.” – Pannel Norbit, Curator of Exotic Fungal Infections.
May 18th, 2016 by Evo
A gentle reminder that Ralph’s new book isn’t a book to be read by minors, so make good choices, OK? The title itself is a little risqué, so we’re being coy. Here’s the description:
Welcome to my glorious life. I’m PurpleCandyXXX the one and only, the majestic online WebStar and AdultPerformer. This world has never seen anyone else like me before. Born as a poor nobody in a forgotten Ukrainian village in the middle of nowhere, I was rightfully able to choke destiny with my very own two hands. I rose from the ashes of the old to become who I am now, your one and only eternal goddess. This is me, your delightful purple candy. Take my invitation and I shall make you free in my own Mesopotamian paradise. It’s so devilish good, you’ll never want to go back. Lose yourself inside me, it’s not a wicked sin but a rightful choice that’s easy to take and impossible to forget. Hear my song, the beautiful song of the Siren. Blissful Nirvana is waiting for you my dear fanatics, only if you’re able to cross the thin line between this life and the next.
April 26th, 2016 by Evo
We’ve got a new short story audiobook collection for you! Check out Open All Night and Other Tales by David Collins-Rivera:
A teenage girl with a choice to make; a stand-up comic running from his past; a woman giving birth while her world is torn to pieces. Space stations, starships, and people just being people. Five stories from the Stardrifter universe!
April 10th, 2016 by Evo
If religious fantasy is what you crave, check our latest offering. It’s called Heaven’s Conflict – The Rise and Fall of Angels by Bill Rockwell:
Soon after being created, Lucifer becomes jealous of God’s power and authority. He then plots to seize God’s Throne. God assigns the other Archangels to convince Lucifer of his folly, and return him to His Grace. There follows verbal jousting between formidable Archangels. Lucifer, seething with evil and desiring to do the seemingly impossible, to destroy God, refuses to repent, however, and forms an army of rebellious Angels. God then commands the Archangel Michael to lead Heaven’s Angels against Lucifer’s demon army. The stage is thus set for the most significant confrontation ever with the sovereignty of God’s Throne at stake.
April 4th, 2016 by Evo
Thomas Corfield has adapted and presents this humorous fiction tale, Coleshanger:
“Coleshanger people are pretty bad,” said Uncle Edward. “They won’t cross water after sunset. And they have to be in bed by midnight, otherwise they think that they’ll be turned into baboons and apes. They also worship the flea.”
Written in 1952, Coleshanger is a humorous, whimsical and charming recount of English village life in the early part of the last century, a tale waiting seventy years to be heard, but still very much the story of us today.
March 25th, 2016 by Evo
Part two of Jack B. Rochester’s The Nathaniel Hawthorne Flowers Trilogy is out. Check out Madrone and keep the story going!
Madrone, the second volume in the Nathaniel Hawthorne Flowers trilogy, follows Wild Blue Yonder: A Novel of the 1960s.
It’s 1969 and Nate is out of the Air Force and back in California, in the arms of Jane Chandler, the girl he left behind. Pretty, high-spirited, and totally in love with Nate, Jane takes him back to college with her, the University of California at Santa Cruz, one of the hippest campuses in the country. At first, Nate follows what seems like a set path: college, becoming a good citizen. But it doesn’t take long before he sees the system for what it is. And he doesn’t like it.
The times are rife with sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll, and before long Nate is immersed in all three. Standing at the opposite perspective is Professor Gerald Iron Moccasin, who wants Nate as his student and is willing to stop at nothing to make that happen, and Jane’s father Will, who wants a decent, upright man to marry his daughter.
Caught up in all this is Nate, who has only two interests: how much he loves Jane and how badly he wants to be a writer.
February 21st, 2016 by Evo
Continuing a theme this week, we’ve another post-apocalyptic tale for you. This time, it’s RazorWire by Troy Hallewell:
Once the world was beautiful and full of people. Great concrete cities filled the landscape and steel buildings reached high into the sky. But now, a century after an unparalleled destruction, very few portions of that old world remain, and, in the land known only as “The Waste”, the few remaining fragments of a glorious past are breaking down, wearing out and disappearing on a daily basis.
Yet, it is more than just artifacts and memories of the past at stake when a new enemy arrives. Flooding over the land and leaving total destruction in their wake, these mysterious invaders will stop at nothing until all ties to the old and glorious world are destroyed and forgotten.
But there is one last hope, a rumor which speaks of a powerful people who survived the cataclysmic destruction of years before unscathed. Could they be the answer the tribes of The Waste need in their darkest hour? Could this rumored people hold back the tide of destruction or will The Waste, along with the final remnants of humanity’s glorious past, disappear forever like dried grass in a flame?
February 21st, 2016 by Evo
If you’re producing content for Podiobooks.com, please note that I’ve made a pretty serious overhaul to make things easier and better explained. It’s such a big change that I decided to created an entirely new and much more well-rounded book on the topic.
It has the rather audacious title “The Definitive Guide To Making Serialized Audiobooks For Podiobooks.com” and is, as you might imagine, completely free.
There’s a nifty 13-point checklist and a brand-new hardware/software buying guide. I also blended in some helpful tips and tricks, as well as more “philosophy” behind the concept of creating serialized audiobooks. So if you’re looking for some fun (?) reading about the process, still in-progress, have been on the fence, are just starting out, or deeply curious about what I’ve written; now you know where to get it!
And if you’re _brand_ brand new, I also redid the “How To Get Listed On Podiobooks.com” page to make it a little (and by that I mean A LOT) shorter and more to the point.
February 19th, 2016 by Evo
For those who like a little mystery in their thrilling scifi, check out Gilliam Ness’ The Lost Artifact series. This is Book 1 – The Dark Rift:
When they come into possession of a mysterious prehistoric cube, relic hunter Gabriel Parker, and the alluring artifact historian Natasha Rossi, find themselves inexplicably bound to a dark mythology dating back to the roots of civilization. Throughout history the long lost Cube has been sought after by emperors, popes, and caliphs alike. It is believed to be a container of knowledge; a holy vessel capable of emancipating humanity from the confines of earthly mortality. Now that it has been found, demonic forces are surfacing to destroy it. Their presence marks the return of a potent nefarious entity that once reigned supreme in Earth’s distant reptilian past.
Under the apocalyptic shadow of global unrest and rampant natural disasters, Gabriel and Natasha battle to prevent this sinister blight from being unleashed. With nothing but a tattered journal to guide them, they race from Italy to Morocco, and finally to the mountains of Northern Spain where they must locate a Lost Labyrinth spoken of by the ancients. There, deep in a Sacred Chamber, they will find salvation for mankind, but not without a price. A cosmic clock is ticking. It marks the world’s entry into the oblivion of the Dark Rift, and the final days that remain.
February 16th, 2016 by Evo
Master of audiobook horror Mike Bennet is back, with a short new title (just six episodes) called After the Plague:
A hotel on the outskirts of London in the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse. A brutal couple, Lee and Mandy, arrive in a van with two captive women held as sex slaves. Lee and Mandy think the hotel is abandoned, a place to find food and shelter. However, Terry, a former employee who has made the hotel his own, has other ideas.
After the Plague is a novella by four-time Parsec Award winning author, Mike Bennett. It contains scenes of explicit violence and very strong language.