New release! Fat Vampire by Johnny B. Truant

If you like your scary mixed with funny, check out Fat Vampire by Johnny B. Truant:

When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn’t make fun of him, it’s just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.

And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it’s just Reginald’s own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover he’s become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to “heal” to his corpulent self for all of eternity.

As Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire — too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead — he discovers in himself rare powers that few vampires have… and just in time too, because the Vampire Council might just want his head for being an inferior representative of their race.

Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife’s lemons into tasty lemon danishes.

5 Responses to “New release! Fat Vampire by Johnny B. Truant”

  1. AndyW Says:

    Really good stuff. Good story and good audioquality.
    Has been quite some time since a vampirenovel really entertained me (aside from Dunkin the Vampireslayer). Finally a likable Vampire that is neither pretty and/or superpowerfull.
    This book is the first of a series (6 Parts)but also stands good on his own.

    A few small editing mistakes (forgotten restarts of sentences) but nothing major.

    MFG AndyW

  2. Donald Wells Says:

    I listened for five minutes and became hooked on the story, and the donation cost less than an audiobook.
    Great stuff!

  3. Thomas Says:

    Loving so far! I keep picturing Brian Posein as Reginald.

  4. Mo Najjar Says:

    The first episode was boring up until the last few minutes, when Reginald met Maurice’s friends. That’s when things started to get interesting.

    By the end of episode 3, things are far more interesting and entertaining!

    Now I’m hooked and looking for other titles by the author!

  5. cdreid Says:

    I absolutely LOVED this book and went looking for the sequels. It’s hilarious adventurous…and a lot of other things. You’ll love,feel pity for, be disgusted by the title character. I cant wait til the others are released in audiobook form

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